OMGWFT Jessica Simpson is fat! Look at her she is huge!! She is like a size 5!!11! Its disgusting!!11!1ONEONE
That is not fat!
Okay some famous singer (who can’t sing worth shit) woman, a picture was taken of her and in it, she is “fat”. And every “news” station and show is talking about it. But there is a problem, she is not fat!
At most she may have gained a few pounds but she is not fat. She can’t sing but she is not fat!
And the most disgusting part of this is the fact that there is real news that they are not talking about cause they are talking about her (non-)fatness.
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She is definatly not fat she lookz bigger cause those Jeans are really unflattering when people wear baggy pants they look bigger
Oh, she’s definitely fat. In fact, she could easily play Miss Piggie in a live-action muppets movie, as scary and disturbing as that would be.
Oink oink.
She needs a better dress designer than a better fitness instructor !
Jessica is in the midst of controversy regarding her weight. Some defend her, some hate her. I think she looks very sexy with her love handles. She should take advantage of this attention and use it as a stunt on the WWE. Imagine some skinny flat chested diva starts talking trash about Jessica’s size and Simpson happens to be sitting in the crowd. Jessica confronts her, words and shoves exchanged, challenges are made and now we have a future wrestling match planned. Jessica vows to teach the skinny minnie a lesson. Her opponent promises to use Jessica as a punching bag. The match takes place, Jessica comes in the ring wearing a lowcut, spandex skin tight tanktop showing alot of cleavage and fatrolls with tight shorts and boots. She gets punched into jello and pinned, but the match will be exciting the watch. Her fans will sympathize with her. Her critics will chant “fat! fat! as she is “oofing’ and “ughing” while getting punched in the boobs and stomach, then knocked out by a neckbreaker. Her oppontent struts around the ring as Jessica lies there gasping for breath, and then her opponent takes her foot and then ’squiiiiiiiiiiiiishhhh’ es her foot and Jessica’s boobs for the 1-2-3!!!
that’s pretty fat..