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6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun)

Posted by: Lone Wolf on: April 9, 2008

6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun)

#6.The Raelian Movement
Raelian

Founded by a dude who appears to have stolen his clothes after a stint as an extra on Star Trek, the Raelians are one of the few cults that occasionally make the news down here on Earth.

Rael lets you know on his website that he’s a Frenchman who used to be a cabaret singer and a race car driver, which realistically is slightly cooler than being a carpenter like Jesus or jolly fat man like Buddha. All of this was prior to meeting an alien named Yahweh, of course, who came to Rael to tell him about the origin of mankind as well as offering him the service of several futuristic sex robots.

“God? No, thats just crazy superstition, we warship aliens.”

Cosmic People of Light

The Cosmic People of Light Powers is a Czech cult that’s more intense and has a better back story than the whole Matrix trilogy combined. The Cosmic People aren’t your typical downer cult. You’ll find no leaders with 100 wives who tell followers he must baptize them with his semen. But the Cosmic People do believe in an alien named Ashtar Sheran.

Ashtar has a fleet of 10 million spaceships that orbit the Earth. With that many spaceships, the odds of getting a primo suite when the time comes to leave Earth and head off for a picnic on Venus seem almost guaranteed. Score one for the true believers.

Is it just me or does these “aliens” look like the Nazi Aryan ideal?
“Za Aryan race is za superior race cause za Aryan is is from space”

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