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Humanoid, shape shifting, reptilian aliens control the world

There is a belief out there that the world is ruled by humanoid, shape shifting, reptilian aliens. Yep you read that right and no I’m not making that up.
The belief take the cryptological belief and the ufology belief in reptilian humanoids and combines them with shadow government and new world order conspiracy theories. This doubly stupid and psudoscientific belief come from Riley Martin, John Rhodes, David Icke.
Supposedly these aliens have ruled the world for thousands of years, they were the ancient god people worshiped and now rule behind the scenes. Supposedly many powerful people are really these aliens, the Bush family, British Royal family, many in the Bush Jr. administration are supposedly these aliens.
Is there any evidence of this? Of course not. Just like the crazy conspiracy theories and pseudosciences its based on, its bullshit that originates from a few crazy people who believe there delusions so much that they write books and give talks about it. Then why do people believe these nuts? I don’t know, its all about the psychology of belief and that’s a subject which I know very little on  but I do know that when people lack critical thinking and are unwilling to except the possibility that there wrong when they do come to believe something hey hold on to that belief no matter how much evidence there is that they are wrong and when they are gullible enough (which we all can be, catch people that are in the right circumstances and if you have enough charisma, you can make them believe anything) to accept such craziness, they will.

http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/6583/et042.html
http://www.reptoids.com/
http://www.crystalinks.com/reptilians.html

  1. Prageeth Thoradeniya
    March 21, 2008 at 3:51 am | #1

    I’m not saying it’s real, but there are instances in history of encounters with Reptillian beings. Especially in South East Asia, we have legends of the Naga: a race of reptillian beings who have the ability to shapeshift from human form to their snake form and also live under the sea or underground in vast cities. They are generally benevolent and do not intervene with human activity. (I put this up as a comment on a Reptillian Conspiracy video on Youtube, only to have it removed. So much for free speech!)

    Now all this may just be derived from something a little more mundane. For example, there is a theory that the Naga in Sri Lanka were actually a tribe that excelled in shipbuilding and sailing.

    In any case, it’s fun to have a bit of conspiracy nuts around, as long as they don’t start a witch hunt for “reptillians in disguise”.

  2. August 14, 2008 at 8:11 pm | #2

    I bitched about this nonsense on my blog as well. http://wilybadger.wordpress.com/2008/05/25/conspiracy-theories-and-you-david-icke/ for the curious. :)

  3. joe
    August 31, 2008 at 12:03 am | #3

    I don’t know about shape shifters but humanoid aliens I have met .You would never know they were aliens unless you saw their eyes.They are very different.Their teeth are the same too.

  4. Ashley
    November 24, 2008 at 8:50 pm | #4

    I can’t beleive that you people doubt our power! This is no hoax and we are real.

    Oh and by the way, my eyes are just like every humans’.

  5. amber
    December 22, 2008 at 6:28 am | #5

    we may not have proof they are reptailian but we don’t have proof they are human. When I see any ruling heads, I certainly don’t see humans. Do you think they would just pull off their heads to show their true faces and say “we have been ruling your world for the past ten thousand years, mining all the resources to take back to our home planent. making up history in our favor”. We don’t even know what happened yesterday. we have to rely on someone else to tell us and no one knows if they are telling the truth. The longer back it goes the easier it would be to alter any history we may think we know. Turn off your cable tv, stop eating from the microwave, don’t drink fluoridated water, and think for yourselves

  6. Lone Wolf
    December 22, 2008 at 10:55 am | #6

    Who are these “rulsrs” you talk about?

    we may not have proof they are reptailian but we don’t have proof they are human.

    “You can’t prove that magical interdenominational pixies put microchip in my brain that make me think I’m not god!”
    “You can’t prove that we don’t live in the matrix”
    “You can’t prove that the earth isn’t flat and that there isn’t an evil world wide shadow goverming that is deseving people into believing the the world is round”
    Do I need to go one or do you see the ridiculousness of the statement that “you can’t prove ‘X’ is not real” is?

    Turn off your cable tv, stop eating from the microwave, don’t drink fluoridated water, and think for yourselves

    Yeah cause these are magical mind control devises, yes just like computer monitors send magical brain shrinking rays into to your head that shrinks your brain and makes you stupid and easily controlled.
    Really, have you tried actually critically examining these conspiracy theorys you believe?

  7. latch
    December 29, 2008 at 9:02 am | #7

    the whole wall street crsh was to do damage to the retile aliens,come on guys we all know that. ha ha ha…..

  8. January 6, 2009 at 3:00 am | #8

    It’s easy not to believe in things which are ridiculous, or seem to be. You, are a product of the reptilians. That is the point. It sounds SO ridiculous, that it MUST be false. This has happened throughout history. “The earth couldn’t POSSIBLY be round!?” …….”Those people MUST be witches…” …… ”

    How do you think human civilization went from literally NO technology to building pyramids and forming governments? How do you think people initially learned ALL these vast topics from nothing? It’s impossible. Someone had to have taught them. Conspiracy is VERY real. I do not believe in reptilians, but I believe in the concept. Why do you think arranged marriages were SO important? The bloodline could NOT be severed. The SAME families who rule the world today, ruled the world 1000 years ago. Read some history books and you will find this is definite truth. Even our own (US) president has ties to royalty in Africa!

    The people in power spread propaganda of things being “absurd”, so that they are doubted. NOTHING IS ABSURD! You my friend only know what is “real” and “truth” based on what you’ve seen or what you have been told. You have no proof anything you know is real, except for mathematics such as Fibonaci numbers. Just because something is there visually, doesn’t mean it actually exists (this is proven using math in cases such as holograms, illusions, and light facade). Don’t you DARE to call ANYTHING craziness. Close minded, ignorant people such as yourself are the reason this race is SO easily controlled. You take your beliefs from information presented right in front of you. While you may have 100 choices of information to choose to acknowledge, there are many things left out for which you discredit due to the fact it is “crazy”. Learn to think for yourself, and think about things which are NOT right in front of your face.

    And to a few other people posting…

    YES, tv DOES have the possibility of controlling people to some degree, do some research on advertisers subliminal messages.

    TAP water has many chemicals in it that are unsafe to put into food, but are allowed in tap water to treat it.

    Microwaves are hazardous to your health. Plain and simple. It may take many years for anything to happen, but they are. In fact, they leak and magnetic fields can cause brain damage, they force foods cooked in them to lose nutrients, and they use radiation!!!

    Radiation KILLS. IT KILLS CELLS!!!! Why do you think the nurse stands behind a lead partition when she gives you an x -ray?

  9. Lone Wolf
    January 6, 2009 at 6:38 am | #9

    It’s easy not to believe in things which are ridiculous, or seem to be.

    So is the notion that a that a virgin gave birth to a magic man who started a ministry, effected many lives, died then was resurrected and if you don’t believe this and accept him as you saveure you will burn in Hell forever and yet there is no evedence for his existence. Yet billions believe that.

    You, are a product of the reptilians. That is the point. It sounds SO ridiculous, that it MUST be false. This has happened throughout history. “The earth couldn’t POSSIBLY be round!?” …….”Those people MUST be witches…” …… ”

    The earth was known to be a sphier by at least 500 BCE. Beliefe in wichcraft is the product of ignorants and superstition (Something that has yet to die

    How do you think human civilization went from literally NO technology to building pyramids and forming governments? How do you think people initially learned ALL these vast topics from nothing? It’s impossible.

    Its only imposable if you ignore history.
    We did not go from no technology to building the pyramids. For millions of years our ancestors used stone tools that were not easy to make (they required time and skill to make). Farming goes back at least 10,000 years (4,000 years before the pyramids). Writing, architecture and other aspects of civilisation didn’t just appear out of nowhere ether the developed. People thousands of years ago where not knuckle dragging idiots who needed space men to help them.

    Why do you think arranged marriages were SO important?
    Thats easy, property and status.

    The SAME families who rule the world today, ruled the world 1000 years ago. Read some history books and you will find this is definite truth. Even our own (US) president has ties to royalty in Africa!

    Really? Where did you get this information? How reliable is the source? Cause there are allot of crazy people out there spewing crazy things. Don’t believe everything you hear. Think critically. Remember, the bigger the conspiracy, the less probable it is. A small group of people getting together and planning to hijack some plains and fly into building, very probable, could happen again, a scheme that would require many hours of planning and allot of explosives and hundreds of people placing allot of explosive, improbable. Every person involved in a conspiracy is another link in a chain, each link is a possible failing point and the more links you have the grater the probability that one of those links will brake.
    Take your own advice, read a history book.

    NOTHING IS ABSURD!

    Oh no, there are absured things. A grate many things are.

    Close minded, ignorant people such as yourself are the reason this race is SO easily controlled

    Ah, projection. “No! Your the one with the problem!”
    I am a skeptic. What dose that mean? Its simple, I require evidence, real evidence. Not anecdotes, not stories, not twisted “facts’ that upon examination and investigation you find to be dubious at best and at worse out right lies. I need real evedence.

    You take your beliefs from information presented right in front of you. While you may have 100 choices of information to choose to acknowledge, there are many things left out for which you discredit due to the fact it is “crazy”. Learn to think for yourself, and think about things which are NOT right in front of your face.

    Thats why i look to science and the scientific method.

    YES, tv DOES have the possibility of controlling people to some degree, do some research on advertisers subliminal messages.

    Youdo some research (in the scientific litterateur) and you’ll find the bases for idea that people can be manipulated by subliminal messages is flawed.

    TAP water has many chemicals in it that are unsafe to put into food, but are allowed in tap water to treat it.

    In some places, yes but in the US and most 1st world counties its mostly clean (except for florid and stuff to keep germs from multiplying in the water pipes)

    Microwaves are hazardous to your health. Plain and simple. It may take many years for anything to happen, but they are. In fact, they leak and magnetic fields can cause brain damage, they force foods cooked in them to lose nutrients, and they use radiation!!!

    Radiation KILLS. IT KILLS CELLS!!!! Why do you think the nurse stands behind a lead partition when she gives you an x -ray?

    Microwaves cook with light, microwaves are light, light is radiation, electromagnetic radiation. The EM spectrum goes far beyond the tinny bit that we can see. Microwave can not kill you (unless your exposed to allot of it which then it will cook you). Microwaves cook food by causeing irregular molecules to vibrate which produces heat which cooks food. But your probably getting the idea from the idea that cell phones give people cancer, there is no evidence that they do. And besides, the microwave are contained in the microwave. The ultraviolet radiation from the sun has a better chance of killing you than microwaves do.
    Yes EM radiation at the right frequencies can harm you but pick up a highschool science book and look radiation up in it, there are different types of radiation and not all can harm you.

    I apologise for the spelling and grammar, I’m tired.

  10. January 7, 2009 at 6:20 pm | #10

    Alright. When I say “literally no technology” I mean going from things such as “stone tools” and “farming”…..to building pyramids. That is a pretty big jump.

    Yes people have believed the earth was a sphere for a long time, but others have not. Still, people believe the Earth is flat today. The point of what I said in regards to that was, that even though it may SOUND ridiculous, people will believe it, or not believe it. People are witches? thats ridiculous. People believed it. The earth is flat? people believed it. I am saying that if the answer to “question” is false or true, is irrelevant.

    The same families DO rule the world, and have. Obviously, not EVERY person ruling has direct ties to the past but MANY do. Look at the people who rule the US. How many Bush’s do you see in political seats? Or Kennedy’s? or…. Clinton’s? …..If you go to your local library, try to find an ancestry book. It will be easier if you search for name such as Bush, and look at their ancestors…. what you find will amaze you.

    Nothing IS absurd. Just because it is true (or false) in this instance, doesn’t mean it ALWAYS will be. Scientists have discovered LAWS, that have later become broken. Things that cannot be proven are especially not absurd.

    Your point on religion is good, but it proves what I was saying. Many people believe in reptilians too!!! Many people doubt them as well, just as MANY people doubted Christians and Jesus. BOTH ideas SEEM absurd, but than again, so does the idea that we came from APES, and so does the idea that a huge explosion made everything, from nothing. No matter how hard we try, we cannot create matter.

    Again, in regards to arranged marrages, yes property and status mean something. Status however, COULD be related to the reptilian’s group of peers. It is obvious they also wanted a PURE blood line, with the inbreeding that happened and such.

    People can be manipulated by tv. If you place a television in front of a child, and that is ALL HE SEES…..where will he get his information? From the television. Regardless of how subliminal messages are presented, they are there. Even if they aren’t subliminal, tv will control you to some degree. If you do not believe this, than, that is your choice. If you do not have children, and do have one, place him/her in front of a tv for 8 hours a day, everyday, for the first 5 years of their life. Turn the tv to a violent history or boxing channel and see how your child turns out, maybe than you will believe me.

    You say tap water is “mostly” clean. Nice. Have this beef that is “mostly” rid of e coli. Have this glass of water that is “mostly” rid of staph….have this computer that “mostly” works….. the truth is, it is easier to recycle dirty water than it is to get new, clean water.

    Fluoride? funny you bring that up….relatively small amounts can kill you…..and even smaller amounts are put into the water. They tell me it’s safe, but…

    I get the ideas that microwaves are harmful for a variety of reasons.
    They are, plain and simple.

    Cancer is so prevalent today for numerous reasons, why people choose to ignore them, I don’t know. Studies are done with bias. All of them are.

    Just because something is written in a science book doesn’t mean it is true. “We have found no links between microwaves and cancer”…… oh, you have found no links? Okay. Cool. Wait….maybe you should keep searching, because it sure doesn’t seem like it would be healthy?

    That is the point for my argument. Unless YOU specifically are able to test EVERYTHING yourself, you have NO WAY OF KNOWING the validity of ANYTHING……only what people tell you or what you read. And unless you can test something infinitely times, you still can’t say for 100 percent certainty that it will always be true.

    I’m sorry if I sound rude, I don’t mean to be.

    I guess I just want people to understand that just because you read it or see it, you can’t believe it.

    Even with your own eyes……they lie.

  11. January 7, 2009 at 6:22 pm | #11

    oh, btw, I DO NOT BELIEVE IN REPTILIANS!! :)

    But….the symbolism is astonishing.

  12. akmemin
    January 8, 2009 at 5:54 pm | #12

    I guess that reptilian humanoids ruling the world is possible. But what is also possible is David Icke and others like him are being used to discredit the whole Illuminati, NWO theories by throwing a huge turd in the punch bowl. Most of every other thing Icke talks about is somewhat valid, but then he throws the huge reptilian turd out there and for alot of people it turns them off to the entire thing. Although I guess we can no longer call the NWO a conspiracy, now they’re ( the elite) are throwing that term around like crazy. Go to youtube and watch Henry Kissinger talk about how now because Obama is so loved throughout the world and the economic crisis, now is the perfect opportunity for a New World Order. He said it like 2 days ago. Reptilian or not, we cannot allow this to happen………One other question here for anyone who does believe in reptilians: If they’ve been in control of our government and military for thousands of years, and the ultimate goal is for earth domination, couldn’t they have achieved this a hundred times by now? Both Bush’s, Clinton etc. If they are in the highest office in the land, what are they waiting for?

  13. Lone Wolf
    January 9, 2009 at 12:16 am | #13

    I don’t have times to reply to your comments right now, I’m trying to right some other things (fiction and new blog posts) i do have time to write this.
    Remember, the source of the information is important, there are many lier’s out there, there are many delusional people out there and there are many urban myths out there. Think critically and examine there claims critically, don’t take anyones word for anything, look things up for your self and think critically. And remember if some one says “its a conspiracy” look at the size of the alleged conspiracy, the larger it is, the more people involved and the more complex it is the less probability of success it has and the grater the probability of it being fiction (and probably better than mine).

    trillabyte, you need to learn about the scientific method and how science works cause it is designed to weed out bias and come to on objective conclusion.

  14. ?
    January 22, 2009 at 11:27 pm | #14

    OH my god, no one has proof that anything like these gay-ass “reptilians” exist. Belive whatever the hell u want but im christian bitch!

  15. zeitgeist believer
    March 13, 2009 at 12:14 pm | #15

    LOL @ the Christian . So you believe an invsible in the sky is plausible? I rather believe in the illuminati than that anyday. Human beings are the most idiotic creatures and also egotistical . I’d love to see the day we encounter extraterrestrials it will throw religion out the window. Humans areso egotistical they believe they are the only things in the universe and were created by god LOL its a joke. The reason why we are controlled is because the gov does such a good job at keeping you in the dark. We are owned by private banks. We are slowing losing even theost basic rights and its being slipped away right before our eyes by our own kind. When humanity has its back agaisht the wall and we are on the verge of NWO then people will say why is this happning to us when we the people could have changed our fate if humans weren’t so ignorant. The more you research and question the more you realize you are being lied to.

  16. zeitgeist believer
    March 13, 2009 at 12:23 pm | #16

    also for the christian , dont you think you are a hypocrite you claim to be Christians which last time I checked were supposed to be loving people . By you saying there’s no “gay-ass reptilians” just makes you another Christian using the name of god to purify your ways . Dont use it as a scapegoat and then become a hypocrite . Religion is a good idea on paper and that’s all it will ever be. Open your dam eyes and see the world for wat it is

  17. sheep must wake up
    April 26, 2009 at 10:44 pm | #17

    All this talk about a ‘ reliable ‘ source , what makes something reliable ? The government paid for scientists? (which are reliable sources for you) or independent researchers that OBVIOUSLY don’t do it for the money.( if you think they are , shows how much sheep can only copy what they hear ).

    As long as we are in the monetary system every thing is gonna be for profit , greed and power. Free polusion free energy is available for everyone , we just don’t get it because they don’t get money out of it.

    People who find this whole theory ludacris look into this (especially the europeans)
    The blood line of Saksen-Coburg-Gotha , they were originally out of germany and are currently the windsor family ( British Royal family ) , the Belgian royal family , the Portugese royal family and Bulgarian royal family. Funny hu , other country’s same blood line in ‘power’.

    Btw : Obama is related to Bush , Bush to Cheney , Cheney to Obama. ( John kerry is related to him to and were both in skull and bones society. You can look this up , pictures and video’s on youtube from reporters asking if he is in that secret society and he ( Bush ) replied ‘ Its so secretive I can’t talk about it ‘ with a little grin smile on his face.

    And if you think this story is david icke only think again , there are many reseachers saying very similar information. From diff parts of the world. You know those tablets that they found , the oldest from lemuria told a similar story.

    Don’t americans wonder if they pass the George Washington statue it says ‘ Freemason AND First president …. For example a garage doesn’t have the name ‘ son and forman ‘ , it has ‘ forman and son ‘. Why is First president not first?

    Oh and btw ( can look this up ) , more then 300 000 people dissapear EACH YEAR. ( In America alone ) No body , no trail no nothing , amongst them alot of children.

  18. Lucy
    June 23, 2009 at 2:20 pm | #18

    I believe that cats have ruled humanity from day one. As can plainly be seen there are many representations of them in ancient art. Even today they are brainwashing us through TV comercials for cat food that are made by mindless human drones. Also, ever notice how many “cute” kittens are featured on greeting cards? To lull us into the belief they are benign. How about the fact that the sands of the Egypt so closely resemble litter boxes? Did the triangular ears of the cat inspire the pyramids? If so , it only follows that the cats of that time had three dimensional ears which could only be so of an invading alien cat race.

    Consider the symbolism in the ritualistic slaughter of mice which are then deposited at the feet of the cat’s “owner”, a stark forshadowing of the fate of humankind.

    All that remains unexplained is why these super advanced aliens didn’t squash the human race a long time ago, what with their super advanced technologies. The agenda of the cats continue to remain a mystery.

  19. August 3, 2009 at 11:02 am | #19

    It’s very easy to believe in somthing that you cant see. Christian. Muslim. All the same all slaves to believe in fake spit. Tomarrow the universe will allow you to live another day. By the way what’s the update on the some 300 planets that we have discovered in the past 10 years? Jesus says we are not alone… Gotta believe him. He also says but marshmellows and new cars!

  20. dean
    November 8, 2009 at 5:46 pm | #20

    there exists a shadowy one world government comprised of 13 (hence the unlucky #13) interbreeding, interconnecting, bloodline families that have controlled this world since the beginning of time as THEY’VE LET US KNOW IT. they include the rothschilds (foremely bauers) who appear to be the top family, the british windsors (royal family) the rockefellers, and others spread out throughout europe and the world. they are the illuminati – the illuminated, the enlightenend ones. they control this world through a global satanic network that has infiltrated just about every major government on the face of the earth. why do u think u or i never have a legitimate chance at running for president? because their privately owned banking cartels, and corporate media would never give us the chance. anyone who is a threat to them is eliminated ( jfk, rfk, mlk, john lennon, princess diana, malcolm x ) and the list goes on and on. if you’ve had an awakening you’d be able to translate these songs these artists have been writing for years ( u2, the police, rush) just to name a few. they are the satan of the bible – u know the book with the story of good vs evil – they are the deceivers – creators of those 3 fraudulent religions of islam, judaism, and christianity – all created to divide us, and conquer us through wars – wake up u idiots – the decievers, conspairicies, see the link dummy – they OWN all the major media outlets, that’s why you’ll never hear them question the official line – you’ll get nothing but propoganda from them. they leave their calling cards behind on every so called conspairicy – look at the spanish lira – turned on it’s side, march 11, date of the madrid train bombing, the british pound turned upside down, july 7, the date of the london train bombing, and the us dollar sign, september 11 – love to flaunt these symbolisms in our faces, and laugh at how stupid we are that we cant figure them out. these us presidents are all the same mask on a different face – democrat, republican – please, all you’re doing is deciding which seat of the titanic u want to sit on, you’re going down either way – one just spreads the monster abroad, while the other spreads it from within. bush’s job was to put us on life support, and now obama’s is to pull the plug. this guy’s good though, i say he should get an academy award for impersonating a person who actually gives a shit about us. he doesnt even work for us, he works for the establishment, just a puppet getting his strings pulled by the global elite – a fraud, no different than the 43 who precceded him. i could go on forever, but it just sickens me further – WAKE UP PEOPLE, we’re at 4th and long, with little time left on the clock, and we’re up against the most tenacious defense u could ever imagine. guess we need a “hail mary”

    • Lone Wolf
      November 8, 2009 at 5:53 pm | #21

      Some suggestions: 1. Paragraphs: use them. 2. its spelled “you” not “u” 3. Seek some help.

  21. dean
    November 8, 2009 at 7:31 pm | #22

    wake up idiot, it’s right in front of your face – u just cant see it

    “though my eyes could see i still was a blind man, though my mind could think i still was a madman – kansas – describing the lone wolf to a TEE

    “we are spirits in the material world”
    “poets priests and politicians, have ones to thank for their positions, and when their eloquence escapes you, their logic ties you up and rapes you ( your soul ) the goo goo goo, the gaa gaa gaa, is all i got to say to you, the goo goo goo, the gaa gaa gaa, it’s meaningless and so untrue
    “the ghost in the machine”
    “we share the same biology, regaurdless of ideology”

    the police – sting – now where do u suppose those names come from? perhaps he’s the police, putting the sting on the establishment?

    so u beleive the satanists mr lone wolf? they’re raping your soul
    i guess u have a ghost in the machine, huh?
    do u get confused without the paragraphs to break up the sentences, sir? i know all those sentences running together can be quite confusing for a feeble minded fool openly encouraging satan to come and destroy us.

    my suggestion to you is to EDUCATE YOURSELF sir

    “once i rose above the noise and confusion, just to get a glimpse behind this illusion” kansas

    “welcome to the grand illusion, come on in and see what’s happening, pay the price get your ticket for the show” styx

    “it’s a grand illusion, cause deep inside we’re all the same”
    “dont be fooled by the radio, tv or a magazine, show u photographs, of how the world should be, compared to someone else’s fantasy” styx

    “sunday bloody sunday, how long must we sing this song”
    “where fact is fiction and reality’s tv” u2

    “there’s a lady whose sure, all that glitters is gold, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven” led zeppelin

    i think the lone wolf is sure all that glitters is gold

    so u think the movie’s real – it’s all an illusion, brought to us by the great satan ( the deciever as described by that satanic playbook i’m sure you call the bible ) they gotcha hook line and sinker mr lonesheep

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