Comments on: Things I find stupid, objectionable, offensive and just plain wrong on the bible. Exodus 12-15 http://wolfsden.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/things-i-find-stupid-objectionable-offensive-and-just-plain-wrong-on-the-bible-exodus-12-15/ Ideas, rants, comments, jokes and more from the Lone Wolf. Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:56:44 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Lone Wolf http://wolfsden.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/things-i-find-stupid-objectionable-offensive-and-just-plain-wrong-on-the-bible-exodus-12-15/#comment-972 Lone Wolf Wed, 04 Mar 2009 05:50:35 +0000 http://wolfsden.wordpress.com/?p=219#comment-972 Th bible disagrees when them. Read it and think about what it says. Th bible disagrees when them. Read it and think about what it says.

]]> By: Ana http://wolfsden.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/things-i-find-stupid-objectionable-offensive-and-just-plain-wrong-on-the-bible-exodus-12-15/#comment-960 Ana Sun, 01 Mar 2009 20:59:53 +0000 http://wolfsden.wordpress.com/?p=219#comment-960 Visit this website, maybe it can help - http://www.bibleanswer.com/animalsac.htm No there are no other gods. There is only one and He is God. When he says not to have any other gods, He does not mean that there are other gods out there that are as real and living as He is. It just means do not make anything else your god, by worshiping it (an idol). Like when the people worshiped Baal. (and then they got owned.) Visit this website, maybe it can help – http://www.bibleanswer.com/animalsac.htm

No there are no other gods. There is only one and He is God. When he says not to have any other gods, He does not mean that there are other gods out there that are as real and living as He is. It just means do not make anything else your god, by worshiping it (an idol). Like when the people worshiped Baal. (and then they got owned.)

]]> By: Misanthropic Scott http://wolfsden.wordpress.com/2008/02/17/things-i-find-stupid-objectionable-offensive-and-just-plain-wrong-on-the-bible-exodus-12-15/#comment-496 Misanthropic Scott Fri, 27 Jun 2008 04:55:34 +0000 http://wolfsden.wordpress.com/?p=219#comment-496 <i>The Passover celebration is to be observed forever. Christens, do you celebrate Passover? Didn’t think so.</i> I worked with a guy who asked that in catholic school. The nuns were not amused. <i>You must sacrifice animals during Passover. Jews, do you sacrifice animals for passover?</i> Being brought up mildly religious and Jewish, the answer is yes, although not personally. There is a burnt leg of lamb on the passover seder plate as the burnt offering. And, since a lamb must be killed to get a shank, yup. <i>Lord among gods? Theres more than him? Your bible says it. Theres more than 1 god.</i> Absofuckinglutely there are more than one. It says so in the ten commandments. "Thou shalt have no other gods before me." NOT "There are no other gods." Why waste four out of ten commandments on asserting god's place as the top god if there are no other gods? Of course, The Onion has it nailed perfectly again. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/im_in_an_open_relationship_with" rel="nofollow">An Open Relationship With The Lord</a> From the article: <blockquote>The Lord my God is a jealous God, and He didn't like the idea at first. He made it very clear that I should take no God before Him—but he never mentioned anything about taking one after Him!</blockquote> The Passover celebration is to be observed forever. Christens, do you celebrate Passover? Didn’t think so.

I worked with a guy who asked that in catholic school. The nuns were not amused.

You must sacrifice animals during Passover. Jews, do you sacrifice animals for passover?

Being brought up mildly religious and Jewish, the answer is yes, although not personally. There is a burnt leg of lamb on the passover seder plate as the burnt offering. And, since a lamb must be killed to get a shank, yup.

Lord among gods? Theres more than him? Your bible says it. Theres more than 1 god.

Absofuckinglutely there are more than one. It says so in the ten commandments. “Thou shalt have no other gods before me.” NOT “There are no other gods.” Why waste four out of ten commandments on asserting god’s place as the top god if there are no other gods?

Of course, The Onion has it nailed perfectly again.

An Open Relationship With The Lord

From the article:

The Lord my God is a jealous God, and He didn’t like the idea at first. He made it very clear that I should take no God before Him—but he never mentioned anything about taking one after Him!

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